Wubba Washers

window cleaner pamphlet adventure

Tuesday morning. 0630. the lone building in an abandoned development. Eight stories and only the east side has windows. As always, you start from the top and work your way down. Drippage.

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Wubba Washers is a slapstick tabletop game for players and a referee. All that's needed is a coin and some d6. Information is formatted as a tri-fold pamphlet.

From their scaffold on the top floor, players can descend either outside with the windows or inside the office. Rollable occurrences might force movement between the two sides of the windows.

Flip coins and roll dice for things such as:

• Identities
• Windows
• Cleaning Occurrences
• Peeping Occurrences
• Office Occurrences

Included in all editions of Wubba Washers is the Corporate Bestiary. Encounter employees such as the Mail-Room Lackey or the Mousy Honeypot.

The rules are simple. For skill checks both the player and the referee roll 2d6. If the player rolls higher they are successful.

Inspirations

• How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying (David Swift, 1967)
• The Bellboy (Jerry Lewis, 1960)
• Perfect Days (Wim Wenders, 2023)
• The Man Who Was Thursday (G.K. Chesterton,  1908)
• Barry Moser

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Words and Illustrations - Jason Suzuki

 Design Advice - Nathan Ellis

Molecule Press, 2024

Guess font by Barrett Reid-Maroney

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Content Warning: crudeness, irreverence, satire